eye to the kaleidoscope.

vaccerelli: What if you die and it turns out that Heaven is a bar with semi-decent well liquors and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:27:36 -0400

What if you die and it turns out that Heaven is a bar with semi-decent well liquors and makes okay mixed drinks, and across the street is Hell, a bar with only shitty local craft beers, and they overcharge you? What then, man?

I was taking more shameless selfies of myself and my phone fell...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:01:59 -0400

I was taking more shameless selfies of myself and my phone fell into the crevasse between my bed and nightstand. This is the result.

With short hair and red lips, I look quite French. Bonjour...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:08:12 -0400

With short hair and red lips, I look quite French. Bonjour muthafuckas

Sorry Vaccerelli, I know you love the long hair but...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:54:58 -0400

Sorry Vaccerelli, I know you love the long hair but there’s a 70% chance I’ll be chopping it all off tomorrow. Here are some pics to weep over.

fine wine

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:29:13 -0400

fine wine

one of the things I like most about myself is my eyes, because...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:24:52 -0400

one of the things I like most about myself is my eyes, because they are green but then orange around the pupil.

also, I only use tumblr to post shameless selfies. Get over it.

a eureka moment

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:03:59 -0400

Today I realized that I am not at all happy with the direction in which my life is going, and I also realized I have no way out.

curls, lips, eyes

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 22:47:03 -0500

curls, lips, eyes

late for the sky

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:08:20 -0500

late for the sky

I'm a loser

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:46:17 -0500

Over the weekend, some of my guy friends asked if I knew what NWA was and I answered, “uh, the women’s professional basketball team?”

In short, I don’t know anything about rap music or sports.

god dammit tumblr

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 20:36:39 -0500

please let me remove the highly obnoxious theme i currently have!

chillin.

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 20:02:34 -0500

chillin.

DANIEL VACCERELLI WRITES ON THE INTERNET: Implementation

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:51:39 -0500

DANIEL VACCERELLI WRITES ON THE INTERNET: Implementation :

vaccerelli:

You remember how she had dark hair and would swear. When you and her were younger, and saw each other more, she was distant with her affections and immediate with her desires, and you liked that. When she came, it was triumphant, with her arching her back, her hair a dark halo spreading on…

Bangs for Mister Vaccerelli, the terrible yet adorable scoundrel

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 22:25:50 -0500

Bangs for Mister Vaccerelli, the terrible yet adorable scoundrel

I’m just posting this because I like how skinny I look.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:16:00 -0500

I’m just posting this because I like how skinny I look.

Kills me every time. Also, this reminds me of Daniel…

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:23:13 -0500

Kills me every time. Also, this reminds me of Daniel…

whenparentstext: Two years ago When Parents Text started over...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 14:35:48 -0500

whenparentstext:

Two years ago When Parents Text started over some Tacos For Dinner. There have been 5,370 published texts since then.

REBLOG and be entered to win some WPT merchandise of your choosing.

Happy Anniversary WPT!

I want to win stuff.

Want

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 22:20:41 -0400

Want

Cosmo sex tip #346

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:37:42 -0400

brigidkatherine:

To really surprise your partner during sex, die.

Hoping Cara sees this. Lulz.

Ohhhhh lord, did I laugh

got a new place by campus, and thus a new setting for webcam...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 13:42:16 -0400

got a new place by campus, and thus a new setting for webcam pics!

here’s hoping i don’t get shot by norwood hooligans!