Fuck spring.

If it’s sunny, I get horrible pollen allergies and can’t stop sneezing. If it’s raining, the mold rapes my sinuses and causes me multiple asthma attacks. As of now, I am hacking up a lung, getting sick off the dozens of antihistamines and decongestants I keep popping, and can’t hear out of my right ear.

Fanfuckingtastic.